Philodendron Brasil
Philodendron hederaceum
The Brasil is a quick grower (for you lack of patience) that’s also hard to kill (for your black thumb).A natural climber in the tropics of Latin America, the Philodendron Brasil is an indoor favorite with heart-shaped leaves and distinct variegation.
This vining Philodendron thrives in medium light and high humidity—conditions that mimic its natural habitat. Water it weekly, sit back and watch it thrive.
Size will vary, but total height is about 10 inches and planter width is 6 inches.

How to not kill me

Watering
Water once a week
If that's too hard then we suggest getting a pet rock. Water when the top two inches of soil is bone dry, or when its leaves begin to droop.
Sunlight
Low to Bright Indirect
Almost as adaptable and versatile as Bill Murray, this plant can handle most indoor lighting situations, but should never be exposed to direct light.

Humidity
Slays in high humidity
It comes from the tropics so mist it frequently with a spray bottle, or use a humidifier to amp up the moisture in your space. It'll thank you by looking good and staying alive.