Aloe humilisAloe Vera's better looking cousin. While its shoots aren't as juicy or regenerative, you can still apply them to any wound.
A great plant for beginners and neglectful owners. Like most aloes, the hedgehog grows best in full sun, requires well-draining soil, and only needs water once every 2-3 weeks.
With proper nutrients and care, this aloe may even bloom some fiery red flowers. Although not usually fatal, they are considered toxic to pets.
Size will vary, but total height is about 13 inches and planter width is 6 inches.
How to not kill me
Water every two to three weeks
One may even call it neglect, but hey, they like what they like. Aloes are great at rationing water and therefore aren't as high maintenance as your other plants.
Have at it you great big ball of fire 92.96 million miles away, do your worst. Native to desert climates, the aloe will gladly take as much direct sunlight as it can get.
Think Mojave Desert.
Or the desert room at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden. Aloes grow in arid environments naturally, so normal to dry humidity is totally fine.