Chamaedorea elegansThis palm grows slowly but beautifully and is adaptable to most environments. Kind of like you and me.
Despite being native to the tropical rainforests of Mexico and Guatemala, the parlor palm is perfectly suited for homes or offices since it can live in most indoor light situations.
The leafy, expansive foliage only adds to its appeal as it can add a ton of depth to any space. This plant can grow up to seven feet tall indoors as long as you keep taking care of and repotting it.
Size will vary, but total height is about one and a half feet and planter width is 6 inches.
How to not kill me
Water once a week
If that's too hard then we suggest getting a pet rock. Palms like to be slightly damp, but not wet.
Medium to Bright Indirect
Almost as adaptable and versatile as Bill Murray, this plant can handle most indoor lighting situations, but definitely prefers it to be on the brighter side. It should never be exposed to direct light.
Slays in high humidity
It comes from the tropics so mist it frequently with a spray bottle, or use a humidifier to amp up the moisture in your space. It'll thank you by looking good and staying alive.